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Do you live all by yourself? Do you live with someone else? Do you own the place where this was sent? Or just a poor slob paying rent? How old are you on April 1st? Just when is your date of birth? Are you a boy or girl right now? Would your doctor write that down? Are you Vietnamese or Korean? Chinese? Cuban? Puerto Rican? Japanese or Filipino? Two-thirds white or half Latino? Samoan aunt? Hawaiian dad? An uncle who's from Trinidad? African or black? Which is it? Indo-Euro Asian midget? Answer all and send it out, so we can get a proper count. Results arrive 2010 - the date we do it all again!
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